Fun For Rabbits
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Clark: Thanks for visiting Overstock.com, this is Clark, how can I help you?
You: Hi Clark
You: Is this where I come for the information?
Clark: Hello there. I’ll be glad to help you with Overstock.com’s product information.
You: OK great. Please go ahead.
Clark: May I have the catalog number?
You: I don’t have access to those things. Just go ahead and start giving me information please.
Clark: Could you provide me details about particular information, you need to know?
You: Actually, that’s what I need from you.
Clark: We can provide details only for particular item. You need to provide catalog number for the item and what information you need to know about it.
You: OK, well you should just pick something and then tell me about it.
Clark: Sorry, without any particular item, we cannot give any details.
Clark: If you do not have any questions regarding our items, I’ll end this chat session.
You: OK, well I really don’t care about the product. I just need information. If you have to have a number, I’ll just make one up. How about Item#: 11545149?
You: I just made that number up. Does it match any of your products?
Clark: Are you referring to ‘Nasstoys Squirmy Rabbit Vibrating Dildo’ ?

You: I guess so.
Clark: Okay, could you tell me particular information you want to know about this item?
You: Well, I suppose that I’ll start by asking if this dildo is intended to be used on a rabbit. Is it?
Clark: No, the name of the item is Nasstoys Squirmy Rabbit.
You: So it’s should not be used to bring a rabbit to sexual climax then?
Clark: No, it is not for any rabbit or other animals. Only the title name is Rabbit.
You: Should it be used to bring a human being to sexual climax?
Clark: Yes, this item is meant for humans only.
You: OK, not to be a dick, but I’d like to point out that humans are actually animals.
Clark: Do you have any questions regarding Overstock.com?
You: Probably. So Clark, how does this thing work anyway?
Clark: The instructions manual will be provided along with the item.
You: How about a little preview?
Clark: We do not have any preview or instructions available on this item.
You: Can you speculate?
You: Slowly…..
Clark: I did not get that.
You: I was just wondering if you could describe, in detail, the way you think this dildo should be operated.
Clark: I’m sorry, I do not have information about its operational functions.
You: Right, but do you have an imagination?
Clark: No, I do not have any imagination about its function.
You: I don’t believe you, but that’s OK.
Clark: Do you have any further questions for me?
You: Yes. Were I to purchase this dildo, would I be given a color choice?
Clark: Yes, the item is available in pink and purple colors.
You: I was hoping for black.
Clark: It is available in pink and purple colors only.
You: Who’s idea was that?
Clark: Sorry, I did not get your question.
You: Who’s idea was it to only offer the colors pink and purple? Is that the dildo color that the president of Overstock.com prefers?
Clark: We deal in liquidation business and Inventory department purchases items that are available with the manufacturer.
You: OK I get it…he’s your boss and you don’t really want to say.
Clark: Currently this item is not available in black.
You: Well, do me a favor. Please suggest that you color the dildos black at the next team meeting. Will you promise me that you will do that?
Clark: You can view other items on site that might be available in black.
Clark: Is there anything else, I can help you with?
You: Do you mean other dildos, Clark?
Clark: Yes, other items.
You: dildos?
Clark: Yes, you’re right.
You: Thank you.
Clark: Thank you for visiting Overstock.com. Have a great day.
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