Welcome to Overstock.com Customer Service, you are now chatting with Junior.
Junior: Thanks for visiting Overstock.com, this is Junior, how can I help you?
you: Hi Junior. My name is Dave. How are you feeling today?
Junior: Hi, I’m good. How are you?
Junior: How can I help you?
you: I’m doing well Junior…though I seem to have found my self in a little bit of a predicament. Can you help me?
Junior: Sure, I’ll be glad to help you.
Junior: Could you provide me with your concern please?
you: Well, this is a little embarrassing, but I met a lovely woman, and we got to talking… when she asked what I did I told her I was doctor, for children…like a pediatrician….I guess.
you: Can you see where this is going Junior?
Junior: I’m sorry, this Overstock.com. We are Customer Service Representative for Overstock.com.
Junior: We handle only the issues relating to the Overstock.com shopping.
Junior: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
you: I know what you do Junior, that’s not the issue. The issue is what I actually do for a living. I’m not a doctor at all. I’m a bagel shop guy.
you: I make bagels. Well actually, I don’t make them, but I clean up after the guys who do.
Junior: I’m sorry, we are specialize only in shopping with Overstock.com.
Junior: We’re unable to help you on this.
you: So it turns out she has this sick kid…and I sort of volunteered to do this semi invasive procedure on him, at my apartment. He’s like, eleven or something. Maybe eight.  He’s really fucked up though.
Junior: Do you have any question regarding Overstock.com shopping?
you: I think you can see where this is going. I need YOU to make me look like a doctor…and FAST!
Junior: I do understand your concern, we are specialize only in shopping with Overstock.com.
you: Junior, you need to think outside the box a little buddy. Take a look at catalog number 10215923.
Junior: Thank you for providing the catalog number.
you: You are super welcome.
Junior: Are you referring to the ’Jade Unisex Reversible Drawstring Scrub Pant’ for $11.99?

you: Yes.
Junior: Thank you for confirming the item.
you: You are so super welcome.
you: Junior, will these scrubs make this woman think I am a doctor?
Junior: The pant suit for the doctor. I’m sure you will look like a doctor.
Junior: I also have found you the ’Jade Unisex Reversible Scrub Top’.
Junior: Please click here to view the item.
you: I am a little concerned about this unisex business. I want her to know that I am only interested in women.
Junior: Would you need my help in placing the order?
you: Eventually…
you: First, about this unisex business, what does that mean?
you: I want her to know that I am not a homosapien.
Junior: I’m sorry, we do not have this information.
you: Fair enough.
Junior: Do you have any question regarding Overstock.com shopping?
you: Junior, would you recommend that I perform this surgery on her child while wearing this outfit that you have put together for me?
you: Keeping in mind, that I have absolutely no medical training.
Junior: I understand your concern, you need to contact the licensed person regarding this.
Junior: Would you need my help in placing the order?
you: So, simply wearing the pants will not actually give me the ability to perform the procedure on the child successfully?
Junior: I do understand your concern, we’re unable to provide suggestion on this.
Junior: However, wearing this outfit I’m sure you will look like surgeon.
Junior: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
you: Great, so I should probably purchase the pants, and continue to see how far I can take the lie…right?
Junior: Sure.
Junior: Do you have any further question for me?
you: No…you have been great. Thanks for all of your help Junior. Please give my regards to Senior.
Junior: Thanks for visiting Overstock.com. Your feedback is important. Please click ’Close’ and complete the brief survey which appears. It takes less than one minute.
you: I will do this.
Junior: Have a great day.
you: you too.
you: are you going to terminate the chat session, or should I?
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Welcome to Overstock.com, you are now chatting with Johny.
Johny: Thanks for visiting Overstock.com, this is Johny, how can I help you?
you: Hey Johny, this is Dave
you: How are you today?
Johny: Hi Dave.
Johny: I am fine. Thanks for asking.
you: That’s great!
you: OMG, did you hear about Brad and Angelina?
Johny: I am really sorry, can you please be more specific about your question/concern?
you: Oh right, sorry. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
you: Did you hear about them?
Johny: I am sorry, we do not have information on this.
you: Oh well, then you are talking to right guy, because I have the scoop!
you: They’re splitsville Johny!
you: Can you believe it?!?
Johny: Happy to chat with you.
you: Me too Johny
you: thank you!
Johny: May I have your question or concern, so that I can help you correctly?
you: btw, there is no chance of an actual divorce, because they never even married!
you: Do you remember where you were when you first heard that Brad was leaving Jen for Angie?
you: I for one will never forget it.
Johny: Dave, do you have any questions regarding products that I can help you?
you: Yeah probably….so I was getting ready for work, it was a Tuesday, and I was watching TMZ Tivo’d from the night before, when I heard the news.
you: I nearly shit myself Johny.
you: I mean. Brad and Jen….they were like, so perfect…you know?
Johny: Please give me a minute.
Johny: I am sorry, Dave.
you: Sure thing Johny.
Johny: I am not that good with movies.
you: No worries.
you: You are a very good customer service representative, I can tell.
Johny: Do you have any questions related to Overstock. com products?
you: Oh yeah, I bet…hahaha.
Johny: Do you have any questions related to Overstock. com products?
you: So, anyways….I’m sure you could just imagine how upset I was.
Johny: I am sorry to hear that.
Johny: I will be glad to help you further if you have any questions related to our products.
you: I threw away any movies I had starring Angie J, because it was just too painful.
you: I mean, how could Brad just throw it all away?
Johny: Okay.
you: How Johny?
Johny: I really do not have any clue about films and actors.
Johny: Is there anything else that I can help you with today?
you: That’s so true man. So true.
you: Perhaps though, maybe you could sort of, speculate.
Johny: I can understand.
Johny: Do you wish to know any the products on our site?
you: I think it would be nice if you and I could try and make some sense out of all of this….together.
you: Don’t you think so Johny?
Johny: Yes, but it is not possible also.
you: haha, Yeah tell me about it.
you: That’s actually a really good point.
Johny: I am here to assist you with our products and service. Please let me know if you have any concerns with any of our items.
you: You seem to have grasped some insight into all of this, that pretty much went over my head.
you: Does that come naturally to you?
Johny: I’m working as customer support representative for shopping, I don’t have the information about films and actors actually.
you: Yet, you have seem to have this innate insight into their personal lives.
Johny: No, Dave.
you: Oh. Am I reading into something that’s not really there?
Johny: Are you referring to the news?
you: Which news is that? Did you hear something new?!
you: Don’t tell me Angie and Brad are going to make it work!
Johny: No, I do not have any information about that.
you: Oh thank goodness, I don’t think I could take more of this emotional roller coaster.
you: It’s been up and down and up and down.
Johny: I really understand. Is there anything else I can help you with?
you: How do you manage Johny?
you: With all of this?
Johny: Dave, other customers are also waiting.
you: For what?
Johny: It is for assistance regarding our products and service.
you: Oh, I’ve never had to wait for more than a few minutes.
Johny: Is there anything else that I can help you with today?
Johny: Okay.
you: You’ve already helped me so much Johny.
Johny: Thank you.
you: You are super welcome.
Johny: Have a great day.
you: You too.
Johny: Thanks for visiting Overstock.com. Your feedback is important. Please click ‘Close’ and complete the brief survey which appears. It takes less than one minute.
you: Ha ha! I know, totally.
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Welcome to Overstock.com Customer Service, you are now chatting with Brendan.
Brendan: Thanks for visiting Overstock.com, this is Brendan, how can I help you?
you: Hi Brandon, this is Dave. How are you?
Brendan: Hi, Dave.
Brendan: I’m fine.How’re you?
you: Pretty good thanks!
Brendan: How can I help you?
you: Just getting ready for a trip
Brendan: Great.
you: I’ll be doing a lot of traveling in the coming months, so I’ve decided to stock up on some supplies.
Brendan: Very well thought.
you: Thanks for saying so!
Brendan: Can I know the items you’re looking to purchase?
you: Sure thing. I’m kind of a list maker….
Brendan: Okay.
you: Today I made a list of some of my daily functions, ranging from cutting food to fixing a golf shoe.
Brendan: Okay.
you: My list ended up being pretty long….141 lines to be exact.
Brendan: We have a wide range of products  to choose from.
you: What I was hoping, was that maybe you could suggest a product that would be able to perform all 141 functions, while still fitting in my pocket.
Brendan: Well, I can help you to choose the items you wish to choose and also can help you to place the order.
you: OK, I should also tell you that I’m on a budget. I can’t spend more than $1,048.95.
Brendan: Okay.
Brendan: Please take a look on our web site to choose the items you would want to purchase.
you: Brendan, I don’t know how you managed to do it, but I think that I’ve found the perfect product!!
you: Please take a look at Item#: 11450801
Brendan: Sure.
Brendan: Are you referring to ‘Wenger Giant 85-tool 141-function Swiss Army Knife’?

you: Yes!
you: It looks like a Transformer
you: from outer space!
Brendan: Well, if that suits your needs please go ahead and place the order.
you: Brendan, do you own this product?
Brendan: I see that this item is in stock at the monent.
Brendan: Please place the order before we run out of stock.
you: Oh, are you concerned that a lot of people will buy this swiss army knife tonight?
Brendan: Since we deal in liquidation of merchandise, the items on our site are sold out quickly.
Brendan: Is there any product related help that I can help you with?
you: Brendan, do you think that this knife with 141 functions can be used for a few more functions than those that are listed?
you: I just added a few more things to my list….
Brendan: The functions of this knife  are listed on the product page.
Brendan: However, I’ll not be able to comment whether it can be used for few more functions as well.
you: Brendan, I realized that I called you Brandon when we first began our chat. I’m sorry.
Brendan: That’s alright.
you: Are you sure?
Brendan: Yes.
Brendan: Do you have any further questions for me?
you: I’m really hating myself for that. The thing is, I know a lot of guys named Brandon, but only one named Brendan.
Brendan: That’s absolutely fine.
you: The guy I know named Brendan is a kick ass tomboner.
you: I mean, like really good. I’ve known him since high school, and he sometimes hires me to play drums for him.
you: Brendan, do you play the trombone?
Brendan: I can help you if you have any query regarding Overstock.com.
you: Oh yes…please look up Item#: 935285
Brendan: Sure.
Brendan: Are you referring to ‘Orchestra/ Band Approved Trombone with Case’ priced $ 233.99?

you: Yes! Do you know how to play that thing?
Brendan: Yes, how can I help you regarding this item?
you: You can play it?
Brendan: I’m sorry I do not play it.
Brendan: Please understand that this is a professional chat and I can help you regarding questions pertaining to Overstoack.com.
Brendan: *Overstock
you: I don’t think you should have to apologize for that Brendan
you: It’s not your fault.
you: Even though this is a western instrument, since t has a slide I think it would transfer really well into Indian music.
you: You could play quarter tones and such…they would sound flat to a western trained ear, but beautiful in Indian music!
you: Brendan, would you like me to give you this horn?
you: I like you, and I’d be willing to buy it for you.
you: Since you already work at the Overstock.com factory, all you would need to do would be to walk over to the trombone department and pick it up.
you: Brendan, are you still with me?
Brendan: Yes, I’m here.
you: Have you had a chance to think about my offer?
Brendan: I’ll sign off if you do not have any questions pertaining to Overstock.com shopping.
you: Would you be more comfortable if I retracted my offer?
you: Brendan, I understand that you don’t want me to purchase this horn as a gift for you. I’m really sorry if I offended you.
you: Add that to getting your name wrong earlier, and it’s not looking so good for you and me as friends. Self-hatred.
Brendan: I shall conclude this chat session as you don’t have concerns related to your shopping with Overstock.com.
Brendan: Thanks for visiting Overstock.com. Have a great day!
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Welcome to Overstock.com Customer Service, you are now chatting with Chris.
Chris: Thanks for visiting Overstock.com, this is Chris, how can I help you?
you: Hi Chris, my name is Dave.
you: How are you today?
Chris: I’m doing great, thanks.
Chris: How may I help you, Dave?
you: Good, I’m glad to hear it.
you: Chris, I’m a bit of a science buff, and I’ve been working on this theory of….
you: well, maybe I shouldn’t say exactly what it is….
Chris: Okay
you: This chat is confidential, right?
Chris: You are right.
you: OK, well I guess it’s ok to tell you.
you: Chris, this is going to blow your mind….
you: I’m pretty sure I’ve figured out a way to travel through time.
Chris: Okay, I’m glad to hear that, do you have other specific query regarding Overstock.com?
you: I do…
you: You see, I’m really close but I just need to create the actual time machine…
you: other than that, I’ve got it all written down somewhere.Chris: Okay
you: So, this is where you come in.
you: there is a movie trilogy called back to the future…
you: have you ever seen it?
Chris: I’m sorry, I haven’t seen that film.
you: No need to apologize…I haven’t seen it either.
you: based on the synopsis on your web site, I think the DVD might contain information that can help me achieve my goal of traveling back through time.
Chris: Okay, so you are referring to the ‘Back to the Future 3 (DVD)’ at $13.85 under Item#: 11722940, right?

you: Yes!
you: that’s the one Chris.
you: Do you think that I should buy this film?
Chris: Yes, there are times where movies help us as well.
Chris: Perhaps, it might be good for.
you: Like when?
Chris: It depends on the situation, etc.
you: Can you give me an example?
Chris: I can think of any, as of now, however, you’ll certainly come across as well.
Chris: Do you wish to purchase this DVD or look out for more?
you: I probably will, but I’m curious….
you: are there movies that you sometimes turn to in time of need?
Chris: Yes, there might be, however, no comments from my end regarding that.
you: Fair enough.
Chris: If you are going to make you purchase, will you need my help in placing your order or you can handle it on your own?
you: That may fall under my unique skill set….
you: I still have some concerns about the DVD, for example, there is a part that says “the real problems start after he inadvertently disrupts the first meeting between his future parents–and his mom ends up falling for him instead”
you: Chris?
Chris: Yes.
you: I super don’t want that to happen to me.
Chris: I’d like to let you know that it will be just a movie, moreover, it’s a comedy movie, so anything can happen in a movie.
Chris: Like I’ve mentioned earlier, I don’t have personal comment about this DVD/movie from my end.
you: I totally understand.
Chris: If you have any query regarding the purchase, etc. I’ll be glad to help you out.
you: Just one more thing….
Chris: Okay.
you: If I do purchase the movies, and I manage to learn how to build a time machine as a result of watching them….
you: then I successfully travel backwards in time….
you: …and I inadvertently cause my parents to not meet and not create me….
you: Can I get my money back for the DVD’s?
Chris: Okay, you may return the DVD for a full refund.
Chris: Do you have other questions for me?
you: OK, thanks. I think that’s fair.
you: Thanks for all your help Chris!
Chris: No problem.
Chris: Thanks so much for shopping with Overstock.com. Have a good one.
you: you too!
Chris: Okay, bye.
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Welcome to Overstock.com Customer Service, you are now chatting with Denny.
you: Hi Dennys…my name is Dave
Denny: Thanks for visiting Overstock. com, this is Denny. How can I help you?
Denny: Hi, Dave.
you: How are you today Denny’s?
Denny: I am fine, and what about you?
you: What about me? I am fantastic!
Denny: Thank you and how may I help you today?
you: Denny’s, I like things about you…I like that you show pictures of the things I am considering ordering.
you: For instance…
you: I also like that I can come to you in the morning…kind of an early bird special.
Denny: I would request you to keep this chat professional. How may I help you with your concerns to know from our web site?
you: I don’t understand Denny’s…was I unprofessional in some way?
Denny: I am sorry, how may I help you with your concerns, that you would like to know from Overstock. com?
you: I accept your apology.   Denny’s is a staple of American professionalism…and for this I applaud you. I applaud your efforts Denny’s.
you: Today, I have decided to become a musician…
you: Can you help me in achieving this goal?
Denny: That is nice to hear, can I help you with placing an order for a DVD?
Denny: I’m sorry for a ‘Sunburst Finish Electric Guitar’?

you: Yes! How did you know?
you: seriously Denny’s. That is exactly what I am looking at!
Denny: Thank you for confirming.
Denny: Can I help you with placing an order for this item?
you: How did you know that I was looking at that? Can you see me?
you: You can see me, right?
Denny: I am sorry, I cannot see you. The web page I can view and help you.
you: OK…yes. I have a few questions about this guitar.
Denny: I’ll be happy to help you with that.
you: OK…it says “Get ready to rock with this quality hand-crafted electric guitar”. What does that mean?
you: What does it mean to “Rock”?
Denny: Could you please be online for 2-4 minutes while I check and help you further?
you: Of course Denny’s.
Denny: Thanks for holding.
Denny: I see that the features of this product is get ready to rock with this quality hand-crafted electric guitar.
you: yes
Denny: That means you can play music in this and you can enjoy the music.
you: play music in it?
Denny: *That means you can play music with this and you can enjoy the music.
Denny: Is there anything else that I can help you with?
you: Denny’s, do you suppose that it would be possible to play music in it, and NOT enjoy it?
you: I’m just wondering if Overstock.com guarantees some level of enjoyment on my part.
Denny: May I help you in placing an order for this item?
you: You can help me by first answering my last question Denny’s.
you: Then we can discuss you helping me order it.
Denny: You can play music by playing this guitar.
you: but do you suppose that it would be possible to play music in it, and NOT enjoy it?
Denny: Since, this is a fast selling item, before this item goes out of stock, may I place an order for you?
you: I just need to know the possibility of me playing this guitar, and not enjoying the sound coming out.

Denny: No, you can can play music by playing this guitar and enjoy.

you: Is it magical?
Denny: I am sorry, as per the product page we do not have that information for you.
you: This guitar is only capable of playing enjoyable music?
Denny: Since this is a musical instrument you can play any kind of music on it.
you: ANY kind? Wow, I don’t even know how to play! Thank you for the guarantee that I will be able to play any kind of music on this guitar immediately upon taking it out of the box!

you: I love you Denny’s!
Denny: Let me know, if you wish to place the order.
you: I wish to think about it this magic guitar for a few more days before purchasing.
Denny: Not a problem. Do you have any other questions for me today?
you: no Denny’s…thank you, and remember always that I love you and will write a song for you on my new guitar!
Denny: Thank you again for visiting Overstock.com. Have a Great Day.
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Welcome to Overstock.com Customer Service, you are now chatting with Macey.
Macey: Thanks for visiting Overstock.com, this is Macey, how can I help you?
you: Oh hi Macey. My name is Dave. How are you?
Macey: Hi Dave.
Macey: I am fine, how about you?
Macey: Thanks for asking.
you: Sure thing! I’m good, and thank you!
Macey: You are welcome.
you: There are three products that I will need your help with tonight.
Macey: Sure, I’ll be happy to help you with that.
you: Great. You got a hammar?
you: pardom me….hammer….
you: I’m so sorry I spelled that wrong Macey.
Macey: That’s okay.
Macey: Let me help you with the product information.
Macey: May I have the catalog number or name of the item you are interested in?
you: I don’t actually have one yet because I couldn’t find the kind of hammer I need. You see, I’m looking for a hammer of justice.
Macey: Let me check that for you.
you: Great, thanks.
Macey: Just to confirm, are you looking for any book related to hammer?
you: No, just an actual hammer. Of justice.
Macey: Thank you.
you: You are super welcome.
Macey: I see that we currently don’t carry the item you are looking for.
you: Do you have anything else that I might be able to hammer out justice with?
Macey: I have checked with the available resources and found an ‘Sterling Silver Judge Gavel Charm’.
Macey: Let me provide a link to view the ‘Sterling Silver Judge Gavel Charm’.
you: OK
Macey: Please click here to view the ‘Sterling Silver Judge Gavel Charm’.

you: It is charming….but I think that it may be too small to hammer out warning, or danger.
Macey: I can understand.
you: I mean, I could try, but there is a LOT of warning and danger that needs hammering out, and I think it would just take too long if I used this little piece of jewelry.
you: Perhaps we should move on to the second item?
Macey: I apologize we don’t carry the hammer which you are looking for.
you: That’s ok Macey…
you: thanks for looking.
Macey: You are welcome.
Macey: Sure, lets move on.
you: Cool.
you: You got a bell?
Macey: Let me check a bell for you.
you: Great, specifically I am looking for a bell of Freedom.
Macey: I am sorry, we don’t carry the ‘bell of Freedom’.
you: Oh too bad…
you: Might you have another product with which I could use to ring out freedom?
Macey: I understand that you are looking for hammer of justice, bell of Freedom.
you: Yes.
Macey: We don’t carry these kind of items.
Macey: If any item is available it will be displayed on our site.
Macey: You can enter the item name in the search field and enter.
you: I think that in a simpler time, these products might have been easier to find.
you: There are certainly no shortages of mp3 players, or video game machines.
Macey: We have branded MP3 players and video game machines on our site.
you: Like, with a hot iron type thingy?
you: I don’t know the word for those things….
Macey: Okay. Could you please give more information about the “hot iron type”?
you: Actually, I guess they’re just called brands, right?
you: Either way, it’s not important. I think its weird that you guys do that to electronic products, but it’s really none of my concern.
you: I’d like to move on to the final item….
Macey: We have good brands like Apple, Generic and Visual-Land.
you: I’m sure they look great….but again, not interested.
Macey: Let me proceed with the final item.
you: Yes, the third item is actually a song.
you: I don’t know the title, but it’s a song that I’d like to sing.
you: It’s a song about love between my brothers and my sisters.
Macey: I am sorry, we don’t have an option to hear the song.
you: How do you generally sing out warning, and danger?
you: and love between your brothers and your sisters?
Macey: I am still checking on that information.
Macey: I am sorry for the delay.
you: ….that’s ok.
Macey: Please allow me a minute or two while I check that for you.
you: OK, while you’re doing that I wanted to tell you what I’d do if you had these things.
you: If I had a hammer I’d hammer in the morning I’d hammer in the evening All over this land I’d hammer out danger I’d hammer out a warning I’d hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land
you: secondly…
you: If I had a bell I’d ring it in the morning I’d ring it in the evening All over this land I’d ring out danger I’d ring out a warning I’d ring out love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land
you: and finally….
you: If I had a song I’d sing it in the morning I’d sing it in the evening All over this land I’d sing out danger I’d sing out a warning I’d sing out love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land
Macey: Thanks for staying on hold.
you: you are super welcome.
Macey: I don’t have information how to sing out warning, and danger.
Macey: Do you have any more questions for me today?
you: May I make a statement?
Macey: Sure.
you: I feel very strongly that the Overstock.com factory should begin to manufacture all of the items that we’ve discussed here to tonight.
you: If not for me, than for the children.
you: ….and also the oppressed probably.
Macey: I can understand and currently we don’t have these kind of items.
Macey: Is there anything else I can help you today?
you: No thank you Macey. Thank you again.
you: Have a groovy forever man.
Macey: You’re welcome, it’s my pleasure to help you today.
Macey: Thank you for visiting Overstock.com. Have a great night.
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Welcome to Overstock.com Customer Service, you are now chatting with David.
David: Thank you for visiting Overstock.com. How may I help you today?
you: Hi David. That is also my name.
David: Hi, how are you doing today?
you: not bad, and you?
David: Yes, I’m good.
David: Thank you.
David: Please let me know your concern.
you: I’m not really concerned, I mean…I’m not emotional or anything like that.
you: I guess, I’m just curious
David: Okay, I’ll be glad to check and help you today.
you: my question is as follows:  Lotions?
David: May I have the order or invoice number that you are referring at?
you: Catalog #: 10207904
David: Thank you for the catalog number.
you: you are super welcome David
David: Are you referring to the ‘Liquid Oxygen Anti-Aging Body Lotion’ priced at $69.99?

you: Yes, Liquid Oxygen, that is the one.
you: how does one breathe it into their lungs?
David: Thank you for confirming the product.
you: you are super welcome
David: David, I’m sorry to tell you that we don’t have the information that you need.
you: that’s too bad. I’m no scientist, but it seems that Overstock might be on to a real break through here.
David: I’m really sorry, I’ll notify this to our Research Team to check and you will be contacted within 1-2 business days via email or phone.
David: May I have your email address and phone number, please?
you: my phone number is 323 ___-___, please don’t call between the hours of 2:30 am and 3:45…I’m usually working out.
David: Okay, may I have your email address please?
you: I’m sorry, I don’t use e-mail…will you be calling me personally David?
you: I’m looking forward to talking with you in person
David: Ok, I’ll notify this to our Research Team to contact you via phone if possible.
you: So, there is no guarantee that they will call?
David: I’m positive that you will be contacted regarding your question.
you: thank god…this liquid Oxygen fascinates me
you: do you think it might take a little getting use to at first?
you: The liquid Oxygen, that is
David: Yes, I do believe it.
you: have you ever seen the lab where it is created?
David: I’m sorry, I haven’t seen that.
you: oh…I wondered if the product had been tested on animals.
you: animals are so stupid.
you: David, are there any health benefits to breathing Liquid Oxygen into your lungs, as opposed to regular Oxygen (air) which technically is a gas?
David: I’m sorry, I don’t have the information about that.
David: I’ll include all this questions on my notification to our Research Team.
you: I don’t mind.
David: Please allow for our Research Team to get back to you.
you: By the way…I don’t really think animals are stupid.
David: It’s ok, is there anything else I can help you with today?
you: I don’t know why I said that before.
you: I guess I may have been trying to impress you.
David: It’s not a problem, David.
David: Is there anything else I can do for you today?
you: Can you tell me a short story about your research team?
David: Our Research Team will contact the concerned warehouse and manufacture regarding this product related to your questions.
you: ha ha…that was a pretty good one, I guess.
David: As soon as they obtain the necessary information, you will be contacted with the same.
you: oh, sorry I thought it was done.
David: Please let me know if you have any further questions for me?
you: are they nice people?
David: Yes, they are nice people.
you: I only ask because I suffer from a condition called Telephonophobia
you: if people are not nice and pleasant, I become frightened and feel alone.
David: I hope that you will be contacted from a good person.
David: Is there anything else I can help you today?
you: me too David. Can you put a note about that?
you: in fact, I’d like to be contacted by an elderly woman if possible.
you: as elderly as you can find.
you: is that possible?
David: I’ll make a note of this on my notification to the Research Team.
you: you have been an absolute doll, and I thank you.
David: You’re welcome.
you: bye now
David: Thank you for your patience.
David: It’s been nice chatting with you.
you: thank you for yours.
David: Bye, take care.
David: Thank you again for visiting Overstock.com. Have a great day!
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Welcome to Overstock.com Customer Service, you are now chatting with Reid.
Reid: Thank you for visiting Overstock.com, this is Reid, how can I help you?
you: Hi Reid
you: My name is Dave
you: How are you today?
Reid: Hi Dave.
Reid: I’m doing good. Thank you. How are you doing today?
you: I feel joy, and the kindness of the human spirit. It’s all around me today Reid.
Reid: That’s great to hear. How can I help you today?
you: I’m just gonna get right to it.
you: I enjoy killing California Black Bears.
Reid: Do you have any questions regarding Overstock.com?
you: Yes.
you: Reid, I enjoy killing California Black Bears.
you: I like it when they are dead, as a result of me doing something to them.
Reid: I’m sorry, the chat will be disconnected if continued in this manner.
you: I’m quite sure I don’t know what you are talking about…
you: What I do not like, is standing up.
you: This is when I came upon your hunting chair
you: catalog number 11369439
Reid: Ok. You’re referring to the ‘Mobile Hunter 360-degree Adjustable Hunting Chair’.

you: Unless you know of another hunting chair with the same catalog number, then yes….I am indeed.
you: What do you think of this chair Reid?
Reid: Well, it’s one of the fastest selling chairs on our website.
you: Really, even faster than chairs that people don’t hunt in?
Reid: In our hunting gear section, this is one of the fast selling items.
you: Do you think it would be a good chair for me to sit in while killing California Black Bears?
Reid: According to reviews, this is a good chair.
you: Reid?
Reid: Yes?
you: A moment ago, you seemed uncomfortable, and threatened to end the chat.
you: Why may I ask were you upset?
Reid: There weren’t any product specific questions at that point of the chat.
you: I was just trying to give a little background information so that you could better assist me.
you: I’m really sorry…
Reid: Ok. I’m sorry. Do you have any questions for me?
you: Reid, are you familiar with the California Black Bear?
Reid: I’m sorry, I’m not.
you: They are beautiful animals
you: majestic…
Reid: Ok
you: My grandfather taught me how to kill them when I was 15 years old.
you: I’ve been killing them ever since…
Reid: Ok. Do you have any product related questions?
you: four or five per year.
Reid: That’s great to hear.
you: It’s something that I enjoy Reid…
Reid: Ok.
you: I just want to clarify something
you: I don’t kill the bears for sport…I don’t do it for a trophy…I don’t even use the dead bear for it’s meat, fur, or skin…
you: I do it because I enjoy killing bears, then I leave it there.  I just wanted to clarify that.
Reid: Ok. I’ll be glad to help you if you have questions related to products.
you:  Can’t you see how all of this relates?
you: Full circle man…full circle.
Reid: I understand that you do not have any questions. Thank you for visiting Overstock.com. Have a great day.
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